Selective Hearing Tee

Description

For those who know how to tune out the noise—literally. Our “I Have Selective Hearing” tee delivers deadpan humour with a sharp punchline: Sorry, you weren’t selected today. Great for introverts, sarcastic souls, and those who don’t care to explain themselves.

📺 Highlights:

• Premium cotton blend for all-day comfort
• Unisex fit with a classic crew neckline
• Designed for lovers of analog culture, media history, and bold fashion statements
• Machine washable, fade-resistant print
• S-XXXXL