Too Old, Too Tired, Too Sober for This Sh*t Hoodie

Description

😩 Mood: All of the above. Every day.

For the ones who’ve survived wild nights, lived to tell the tales… and now just want a nap and a glass of wine.
This tee says what you’re thinking — without needing to speak to anyone before your coffee.

Featuring the bold and brutally honest slogan:
“Too old, too tired, too sober for this sh*t.”

✔ Sizes S–XXXXL 
✔ Soft, relaxed fit — because we don’t have the energy for scratchy shirts
✔ Perfect for Mondays, school runs, hangovers & social events you didn’t want to attend

🛒 Buy it. Wear it. Let the shirt speak for you.